The Mind of a Trader

I am thinking of putting my personal stories, along with advanced technicals, into my next book. The relevance is what comprises the mind of a money market trader. If you disagree, then I won't continue. Feedback, please, and here's a sample:

DADDY IN THE SLAMMER
Lenny Jordan <lennyjordan1@gmail.com>
May 13 (1 day ago)
   
Ok, I admit it. I spent one night in the slammer. I was on my motorcycle during college, and I crossed a traffic violation, a double yellow line,

It was after a few tacos and a few beers, and I wasn't feeling law obliging. There was an open road with no traffic, so I gunned it. It was up in Highwood, a mafia town, near my college, LFC.

The cop was waiting for me in the dark. Next thing you know there was a siren and flashing lights. I could have out run him, but I figured he had my licence plate.

I pulled over. He wanted fifty bucks. I said, 'I don't have it.'

He then 'escorted' me to the slammer, where I spent the night on a cold hard bed.

Next morning, my pals put fifty bucks to together to bail me out.

Two weeks later I showed up at Cook County Court where the judge told the cop off, and then gave me a twenty dollar ($20) refund.

All true!  Regards, LJ